Dream Job Alert

by snuggerson

You guys. I’m not sure what I’m going to do for work in Hawaii. And while I have several options (Marketing for the restaurant? Freelancing? Winery? Design school? Making millions off of this blog?), I’ll probably end up doing a variety of odd-jobs. Which is why, when I stumbled on this Twitter account, I became instantly jealous of its authors.

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Wake County Public School System is the 16th largest school district in the nation, and their genius communications team uses their Twitter account to sass off to angsty teens (and communicate relevant district information, but for now, let’s focus on the sass).

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I mean seriously. This is a community manager’s dream account.

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Grammar, children. Grammar is important.

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So are turf wars with neighboring districts.

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I’m in luck! Even if I can’t join their Twitter team, I can be their BFF.

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Plus, their background is hot pink. They are just winning all over the place.

If there are any school districts out there who want to hire a community manager to mock their teenagers, count me in!